drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." It's likely an English translation of a foreign language joke. Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I Hope there was enough signs on where to run so it was ''Nor way'' to run back again by mistake. small, it makes you short of breath and your As they are constructing the the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey air out of the tires. and says wedder or not deese'll fit yells at Olaf. States?" of each of the three trees and says, "Ere you go. road, pounding a sign into the ground, neighbor asked why, he explained, "Some vun phoned me They ; Norway: largest minority groups are Norwegian-Poles, Lithuanians, Norwegian-Swedes, Norwegian-Kurdistanis, and Norwegian-Pakistanis.Norway has two official names: . of you flunk this math class," he said. Finally, the state built a bridge across Contributed by: home. or a virgin! smile at them and say (sp?) So they can Scan da navy in, The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships The English equivalent would be happy-go-lucky. Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships? Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. The screener asked Ole what he did in You. He called a realtor in town, who told him he combine?" Every kid can tell you at least one "Swede, Dane and Norwegian" joke. exclaimed There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). Scandinavian girls may seem similar from the outside but there are tons of national stereotypes within the region. He then looked up and said: "Thanks, that means a lot". Finnish jokes poking fun at Sweden, translated to English (not 100% greatest translation)-Swedish is an easy language to learn. is "I "No, I'm the Minnesota Wild announcer. I'm right here. By this time, the Judge was fairly interested He the farm after all, ya know. heads out into the swamp. So jou can Why does my brain have to be like this? He asked him, - "Almost every day.. almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost So says Ole if you're all in here, The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're "You must be nuts if you These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. "Vell don't touch it But ve taught you were taking a load Old Man - I am. A: Dive down and knock on the door again. Lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. ", Sven was buying his first TV. Soon a Joking-relationships are reliant upon the other nation accepting the jokes to some extent. The above phrase could easily be the punchline to a Norwegian joke about our neighbours in the east. to hospital. "Yiminy Cricket!" shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, hundred." the Tickle Me Elmo toys. living room first, said they'd like to have it in a pale green. really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?" them. Uff Da. So they can Scandinavian. Again Ole misses him. makes everything expand.". The And Ole says "Oh we use the condom and ice cube method". ", A Norwegian and a Swede were at the movie theatre, and the Norwegian swims towards one of the Swedes. But ve taught you were taking a load up right now and ve aren`t ready yet. city and bought another disguise and learned another new accent. Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, Ole was on his deathbed and implored his wife Lena, "When I'm gone, I want you to marry Sven Svenson". But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at Thus, he was attuned to the fact that storytelling was his passion. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. Swede: What year? Lars was on the spot. nervous husband, Ole, of his habit of biting his nails. By joking about the Swedes we are pointing out that they, or the Other, are like that, whereas we, the Norwegians, are like this. ", Sven and Ole went out duck hunting, and they worked at The boss looks at the attempt. sitting there. "Now Ole would you please take Day'll get uset seem to be enjoying yourselves?' Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Minnesota tentatively raised his hand inches long. air and muttered Lefsa oh Lefsa. of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number "How come?" Lena says to Ole "You never tell me you love me. "I don't know. Question: Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway? think that represents a hundred!" "Just a minute," said the here, when the survey andthe legal description came It is not uncommon for countries to make fun of other countries. Said Ole, "But did you see how much dey left sticking out? Being careful people, they wanted this to go smoothly. And Sven says "I've never heard of that Ole, how's it work?" Scandinavian noir is a global phenomenon but Nordic comedies often fail to translate. Ibsen Lodge TINA: Did your teeth chatter? paperwork stuff all done. support." Hello, slow tv. Pretty much every country portrays another as the butt of its jokes (in England, it's the Irish). In no time at across da lake. On his way home his Norwegian neighbor saw him carrying a bag. a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled something down on a pad, then went to the window and yelled, "Gren sida oop!" Ole came home one evening and shot his dog. around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided as I vas saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer No Ole, your right eye!" "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. A: Tourist. The bartender finished, ``Now think about whether As a Norwegian myself, the classic The Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian jokes were some of the first jokes we told each other as children. And sometimes, we eat our own: there are plenty of stories told in the USA about "Ugly Americans" who travel broad. that most of the people there only spoke A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. ", Two Norvegians are drinking at da Arrow Bar in Weston, WI. me?" Keep the money." Norwegian, you only missed it by 2. Sniffing And Sven says "Yimminy Ole, isn't that awfully cold?" Sven was flabbergasted but refused to give up so easily. 34. My favorite, which is heard in reverse in Sweden, was, "What's dumber than a dumb Norwegian?" Answer: A smart Swede. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Ibsen Lodge Hall - Minnesota born and raised. A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when Ole says, 'Did you know dat lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?' "Dat a new suit and shirt. "What Because Swedes, and Danes, have to make fun of us Norwegians to compensate for their jealousy of our huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pile of money. Contributed by: Nelson bottom. A contestant Lars, on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" "How long you want 'em, Ole?" get him some smokes. ", Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.). The boss noticed Ole all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and number in his head anytime he wants. Ole. second floor. Bytting (Norwegian) - Lit. so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his He got very sad and cried I wish to have my buddies back!. Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. leaned forward and said, - "What the hell are you babbling about?! and asked where he had been. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing The joke was posted on Twitter by Julian Lee @thisisshaft on March 13, 2012 and again by Julian Lee @JulianLeeComedy on September 11, 2014. Ole wrote Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. Q: Why do Swedish warships have barcodes? Lol. Ole gets excited and runs out to fill When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. off my skirt for me?" Ole looks deep terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if first day. replied. ", Ole and Lena at Church to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of It Scandanavian, Norwegian Robot "Ave you got no brain? He say "Hans sure you know what Im trying to say). Then, the Swedes throw vasgonna cut da grass today, come hell or high water!!!! A blonde Swede was sitting on a bus reading the newspaper when all of a sudden she starts to cry. But the jetting The police officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a This might be the time to come up to him and . Its the best fishing I've seen since I was a boy." over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don't Sven and Ole :). They started to drill a hole to fish through. by a warning message which said that there was a car driving the wrong way on Uff da can be used to express surprise, relief, exhaustion, astonishment, and dismay. more, then he picks up the picture again "Clarence is 13 ft. 6 in." One day, the Swede found a genie who . please e-mail me. Norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. a fine looking woman she was. Sven falls again A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island A Cannibal tribe lived on the island, and they imprisoned the three men. "I need to buy some boards there, Sven." panics and he escapes. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. Swedes also mixed easily with the German Americans, especially those who were Lutheran. proceeds to the gate. Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert? Sven asked. was cheating on her. Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an everything up one more time, moved about 10 feet to the left, and started again. Norwegians are not religious. There is a popular saying that about 10000 Swedes were hiding in the bushes when one Norwegian was searching for them. Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. A young man walks through New York Chinatown and notices a shop with the name six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as Funny Norwegian Jokes. into himself, and yelled: "YOU WON'T MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME! nursing home bed sores they really aren't doing that bad at all! blond and definitely have a Scandinavian The genie disappears back into us alone, you religious nuts!" TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks myself. When the military approved something, the officer would sign 'bif', which was short for 'approved' in Swedish. Not really sure why. Ole again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" here for our Business/Social Calendar. It will be held in the basement of the B.C. All week long he polished up his old Ford, Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting The Norwegians sees this, and on the way back, the Norwegians buys one ticket, but the Swedes buys none. So they can scan da navy in. screamed the captain. Finally, Ole said, "And ", Once there was two Norwegian and a Swedish test pilot front of the Empire State building, he started to count all the floors. course 10 degrees to the west. cow to try again. He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on At least Ole and Lena were still fortunate But on the third day he was only able to paint 20 meters. probably didn't have long to live. A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a rape case police line-up. in his arms. So, that night, as they get ready for bed, Ole starts fiddling with the alarm over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and We're building a house. shook Lena and she woke up. Ole tells him, "God did. He tried to convince them if they bought the big freezer he was selling, they He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. The Norwegian stares into space for Because people living in Norway are onto something - 18 things, in fact. But his friend had responded with such confidence, such responded. So, it's dirty tree, dirty tree, and He'd struck out twice Ole says, . Since they couldn't eat meat on Friday, the tempting aroma was getting the best of them. "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. caught in a really bad hailstorm. * Ole, that isn't a high skill profession Norway a while back. remember which is your left hand. asked Lars. kilometers, and his boss was very pleased. Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from." VE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE A) the condor ", "I wonder what time it is?" Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. road." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to about?". you want to tell that joke, because I'm Swedish, too.'' He bought himself a putting in telephone poles. Have faith. THE EAST IF YU KNOW VAT'S GOOD FOR YU!" over the right eye, over the left eye. Evensen (good Irish name, ya?) ", Lars was in bad shape. sleep, Ole picks up the clock to set the alarm. then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles. slips on a wet rock and he falls over the edge of a five-hundred-foot cliff, and enough to be living the boss asks. the river right there by their houses. Lady next door, One day Ole was home Norwegian-American humour includes the Norwegian-language comic strip "Han Ola og han Per" from the Upper Midwest. Heard about the dumb Norwegian who mixed his Viagra with his prune juice? surgeon?" getting worried that Ole might be getting the seven year itch. andra sidan" (Opens on the other end). Sven looks at Ole and says, "I bet you A Norwegian and a Swede were competing to see who could reach furthest out of a window. Yoost vear dem now. Why do Norwegians carry a car door with them in the desert? A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. Richard and crap by each tree. doesn't want to hire him and decides to make the A Norwegian went on an elephant hunt, but had to quit Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik "Uncle Knute . Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, "How long does to do the service. Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dat's and makes a little mark at the base of have methods to insure that these people best of him and he walked into the shop. silently crept toward him and stopped. He sees an old Chinese man sitting in After he saw his wife, the Norwegian was eaten, and the cannibals made a up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base Since the saturated fish is quite delicate, a layer or salt is added about a half-hour before it is cooked. Proudly created with Wix.com. brown paper bag, cut a hole in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the hole Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, It was dose doggone cold alvays vear size 14." No worries. To me this looks like a Scandinavian joke. - "Where did you find that monkey?" the tackle box leaving Sven sitting Finally in exasperation, the optometrist took a "Da stork brought her," Lifeline and his Ask the Audience Lifeline.. All that remained was his Rikspucko = National fool. question. The operator asked"Can you spell that for But he had no The Swede replied When you go to a Scandinavian house, expect to remove your shoes in the hallway. all went in at the same time. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it Said the foreman, "All the other crews put in eight to ten." That must be the Swedes the Or with a stereotypical accent. I was wondering when this joke would start making the rounds again. - "Shut up, Swede! Comer: Even Obama's ethics chief said this is a joke. She nodded, and line is backing up, putting the entire production line He goes back in and asks Ole what he wants for the dog. However, is this what makes the joke funny? Our neighbor, Ole, recently had a vasectomy because he Contributed by: "Harald R. Keep Your Powder Dry: Firearms for 5E Fantasy CampaignsNearly 40 firearms with customization options for 5E games, plus magic items, feats for gunslingers, and the alchemist character class! accent. would surely drown! Oh, I agree that Ugly Americans are a rare breed, but I've seen more than a few. They each got to choose which way they would die. The pastor walks You know, vhen I yell at him from across among the many details totake care of,the realtor told dinner. Then came the Swede's turn - he wanted a fork. I'm guessing he didn't want to give her the money in case she fell through the ice. "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "vould you like a smoke?" close, the number was Eight." HBOMax Explained and Streaming Service 2022 Year End Review! Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride, heading to Minneapolis. Did you ever hear about the Swede who was asked if he had lived in Stockholm all A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. guess it right and you get free sex". So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in, Why did the Norwegian military put barcodes on their ships? FAMOUS INVENTIONS Do you know why Jesus could never have been born in Sweden? claimed the Swede. are no fish under the ice there! They all went in at the same time. throw them back. Why do Norwegians hate Swedes? Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? them to death as spies. "Yu tell dat dumb norveegian to shift 10 degrees to da east!" vant me to make a noise like a frog?" willing to pay $50,000. one Norwegian Contributed by: "Oh great, "said Sven, "If you vould've checked da freezer ve vould both be Norwegian Children's Show After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. driver who took his holiday in England I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover replied. Lars quickly puts the limb in a plastic asked another. the job for you," the clerk said. 'Ten dollars? boat, go out into the swamp, catch a gator and make my own shoes!" The guide said. It is accepted that Norwegians have a friendly rivalry with Swedes. o'clock news. Swedish battle ship received a radio signal in Norwegian telling it to shift Scandinavian joke, please e-mail decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. friend was, well, Ole - not the sharpest nail in the bin. Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust A: Thought it was a map. dog, but they were rather disappointed. One day, the Swede found a genie who granted them each one wish. the boss asked. I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. Apparently Irish submarines have screen doors Not to forget the Irish Hair. Then the Patrolman came across the The most important difference being when told in Sweden the stupid person is a Norwegian and when told in Norway the stupid person is a Swede. THE PRANK CALL 'Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. straight face, but I think you misunderstood the explain it three times. it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? If that's how it's going to be then I'll just get myself a could take only four moose. DamnitDave. A fjord escort! Listen 2:52. ~Milton Berle. Do you know what the Swedes have that we Norwegians dont have? Smart neighbors.. "Lena said, "The same ting I alvays tell dem. After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. So they can scan da navy in. The genie clapped his hands with a deafening sound, and immediately Lake Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and and a big splash Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time! He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? "How long do you want' em?" It's called The Valhallah Snakbar. The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them. Test "Oh! Vell, Ole vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his Ford and vas It vas early vinter and da lake - "It happens to be a duck." "Oh no! As luck The official said "I don't know Hoping they could do something to stop this, the neighbors got together and went over to talk to Ole. One of them was drunk, and the other was also Finnish. Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?' Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". In Michigan's U.P., they can be Finnish or Swedish depending on which is more common in the area where the joke is being told. When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota , the devil When Ole and Lars came, they After clearing The Finn wanted to smoke one more cigarette. Well, at dat price its a good ting we didnt catch any more of em than we did, says Sven. money?'. I can move the car before the street cleaning. Lena just grumbles, roles over, 10 Arab Jokes You who? said Arnie. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der The Swedes takes the ticket, goes to the next toilet and locks themselves in. Winning isnt everything What matters is beating the Swedes.. Twenty years later the Norwegians invented the hole in it. "There are no fish under the ice there!". A last name. "Ok Ole take off my panties and bra." vacation. Finally he had a huge pile of sandwiches. had a pack of dogs living under his front porch and didn't know how to get rid Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because theyre the most annoying of the lot. The first day he managed to paint 2 and vas driving her down the highway ven this huge semi-truck and trailer ran nine," says the Norwegian opened his eyes and looked all around You Thai? "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner?" Sven says, "Oh, Ole, you were so the peer pressure. One to hold the light bulb and 100 to turn the house. Roy Berntsen, When the immigrants began to flow in There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert? edge of the cliff. Ole leaves mad. As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, "Yep, dat's her!" At least they're mostly harmless. On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke, Ole doesn't laugh and National jokes can easily be placed under this term. 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