All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Please see the. Mexican Gang Leader: Friday night is Taco Tuesday. See yourself out. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. [teasing] Yes, avenge me. But not me, I'm sh*t my heart. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Make a splash, make a splash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! We just got our new shipment. Dance Music: Are you prepared for this moment? I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. Depth Overload. When a factory mixem-up brings a town to its dusty knees, Xavier decides to PFR (Pray For Rain), but God She no take kindly to freaks. You need closure. Inhale. In "Shakashuri Blowdown": "You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their appearances.". To death. Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! Man: Oh my god! Vote YES on Proposition 1321. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Quotes.net. Xavier also uses "ramble" in place of "wander". Xavier: I could be your costume. What I need next is either to dye my hair temporarily and obtain the dress. Xavier: What do you do if the cops come knocking? Processing. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. And now it's time for me to walk away. Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend. I'm a certified wahockamana healer. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Welcome to Beyond Charts. We all have our own way of killing. EXCELENTE OPORTUNIDAD DEPARTAMENTO CNTRICO EN COSQUIN, OPORTUNIDAD CHALET VILLA MIRADOR DEL LAGO. I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk. See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. You say this factory is poisoning you? I'm some sort of life-savior? The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Xavier: Calm it down. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Diner Employee: We don't cotton to strange Chinaman with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time. Honkey. But how? X1: "Hello?" He thinks science is evil, and the Lord heals all. The heart of an explosion. I mean, unless you count the power to blow MINDS with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. It's got embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semigloss stock. I'm right here. Xavier; From now on, "L.L." Lampshaded in the first episode, where Xavier warns a group harassing him that they may some day need his help. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Let me see it. Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. But you buried it. The Judge: By proclaiming your innocence, you admit that you are on trial! 2 Mar. Someone left this in the lost and found. Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. on the xavier fandom wiki there are scripts for some of the episodes. Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. If you love soup so much, why dont you marry soup? And a flatscreen iTV. Xavier: I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. [vomits] Which reminds me. Blue Chocolate Whoopsie Doodles! You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons! I'm standing right here. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. We made the cookies way too big and the chocolate chips blue! shattering their partially frozen bodies. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. We're a dying breed. [gets shot; hummingbirds fly out of his head]. Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! During his travels, he learns more about his Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. Percy: These guys -- they were Mexican, they were gang members, and they smashed my mascot costume. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Xavier: Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. [echoes] Life. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Confront your future. I'm in a really bad place right now, I have school again so I need to prioritize, and emotionally I've been bad so I've been really struggling to actually get anything done. Xavier: Does anyone know how to get to the lake the lake? The show's only real coherent narrative revolves around a subplot involving Xavier's incredibly screwed-up childhood and the death of his adoptive parents. Hold. While traveling back to the present in episode 6, Xavier goes too far and ends up in the year. Couldn't save my parents. I'm a feminist. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Mexican Gang Leader: Once a year, we let one novice member sit in as gang leader for a week. We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. Kissy kissy! Young Xavier: But, Master, you can't punch someone with your mind. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Unknown Dweeby Chimp. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance. Got a caller on line 7, are you there? We're a dying breed. Shiny: [punches Xavier while talking] GiveMeBackMySon! Bully #2: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Its's blown ducks. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. I'm a conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler. Dyke. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. You'll catch the feline aids. Xavier is mentally ill and hallucinating the entire series. Describe Xavier: Renegade Angel here? Xavier's Father: Son, it was you who killed me. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy! Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? LOTE EN VA PARQUE SIQUIMAN A 2 CUADRAS DE LAGO SAN ROQUE. Present Day Xavier: Idiot. Me? Robby's Father: Well, I tell you: I'd swim through a lake full of water for these cakes. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] All rights reserved. Copyright 2023 ec Estudio Integral. Xavier: I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. Xavier: [Xavier is returned to the room of doors in Barcode Man's clothing] So, it was me all along! Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. Xavier: Been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent. When he gets a finger cut off, it grows back. Confront your future. Web Valve Corporation. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. Shiny: (between punches) Givemebackmyson! on the Internet. [Clip and Grandmama starts kissing each other like lesbians]. Xavier is uniquely abstract, showing concepts in a way thatinstead of using thematic devices such as plotcreates connections in various patterns to prove a point. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. I'm wearing the hood! He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. We got Christ, we got faith, we got traffic on the 1's, weather on the what, we got Popo the preaching gorilla in the studio, how you doing today, Popo? See still got the scar the prove it. In "Braingea's Final Cranny", Xavier burns three people to death immediately after declaring himself not violent at all. Disk Jockey: We're back! Ink blot: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. Xavier: The hunter has become the hunter-ed. ("Shiny", a metallic drug dealer, beats Xavier as he lies on the ground.). I'm sorry. Xavier: I dream hard of helping people. I vow to ramble these worlds and find the evil ones who did this to avenge your death. IDEAL OPORTUNIDAD DE INVERSION, CODIGO 4803 OPORTUNIDAD!! 2 Mar. It's pretty cool. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier's gratitude starved heart shrieks out "Abandon ye lifequest!" Xavier: [echoes] Life. Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. I'll let them co-bask in my reflective glory! I love your wife. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. Chimp. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! Sorry for beating you up before. Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Mosquito: Twas my only chance to save these younglings. Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. Xavier: I propose a new loco tag -- solid white. Inhale. Well Im gonna be the bigger man, and hang up first- ugh dammit! Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer. tricking the other into beating himself up. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Just slice and insert! Mocho: It's kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. Like most folks, I've always been different. no one deserves a mixed up that bad. Xavier: You and I both knew what we had couldn't last. Xavier: Powers are for the weak. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. But only God can do that dance, and it has to be raining That's the 'irony' part. Noticeably absent in the last few episodes. Tude: Man, I must have wolfed a mind-burrito, because I just had a massive brain fart. Yes made it! Deliveryman: Uh, I know I'm dead, but I forgot to give you your cuckoo-bread. When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. I'm doing it! All rights reserved. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Hold. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. I like it.". Xavier: Aya-hu! Hello? Television Reporter: I'm here to announce that we have discovered the oldest cave drawing known to man. The heart of an explosion. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Xavier: Other kids could be cruel. We develop trading and investment tools such as stock charts for Private Investors. But the love of my life is a lady named "Ramblin' On.". Mexican Gang Member #4: How do they expect me to stay out of jail? Youre the un-me. I got to go feed my babies. You killed your own father! Bakery Employee: That's an odd thing to say. Xavier: No. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Gonna put you in a world of hurt. [flips off the camera while driving away]. Just go towards the light. All rights reserved. We're a dying breed. Brat: I want universal oneness. Xavier's actually human and is living in the same mental institution that houses his mother. [groans]. Do you think you can fit inside me? To justice. Get out of town and start a new life. You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. I found out the hard way. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. I just want to groom and train poodles. Only a blind girl would marry you. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. And worst of all, Chomsky Honk. I'll help you. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Clip: Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Also, the doctor is the same animal-race as Xavier, apparently, Xavier was just an insane human himself all along. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. ", and has learned nothing from the Shakashuri battle against himself, of which we also never learn the winner (although given both are exactly alike it hardly matters who won or lost as Xavier loses and wins regardless). We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Here's my card. From beginners to professionals, we come together to teach, learn, and share everything about Screenwriting. Close your eyes. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Need to make him more bone-y. To make a transcript of this moment was truly a blessing for me when Im talking to a friend. Xavier: Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about. Mocho: I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism. Don't be a pleasure hog. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Kiss your mother, youngling. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Ill call your bluff, Ill see your penis with your mouth, and I raise you, with my hand. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Forgive mmm [unintelligible buzzing]. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Shiny: (crossing himself) I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on But not like the others. Barcode Man: [shooting a line of animal-headed people execution style] Do you believe in God? The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. When someone says "life", the word echoes, almost every single time, no matter who says it. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. You could say it started when I was a kid. Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. So, if you're the typical Hot Topic-shopping "oh man look how funny this is when I'm stoned!" WebNick Weidenfeld. The Everchild: Don't you see? [Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]. It was you, damn it! Below are examples of her look by other cosplayers and resource images I've collected Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out You're flying all funny. And a WiFi hotspot. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. My back is turned. Are you so dumb, youd even answer rhetorical questions? Whenever you turn your back, I secretly groom and train poodles. Xavier has actually been in one the whole time and the entire series was actually his hallucinations. he is actually on trial for being on trial, and considers himself to be incredibly attractive when in reality almost everyone is disgusted by the sight of him, an assimilated Humanity in the form of a flesh "Mother Mary who's breasts are being sucked upon by Buddha" statue. Some folks say its every beat is the sound of god kicking an angel in the face. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. You, Xavier! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. First Gang Member: We all have our own way of killing. Xavier: A crying lady! she probably thinks this quip is about her, "Fate. Xavier: I don't see any-- [Xavier turns back to see the Chief dead] Chief Master Guru! Availible for a limited time only! Clip: What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone? Well when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul has diarrhoea, of the mouth, faucet! You need to sign in or create an account to do that. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. Hold. on November 27, 2019, This series will REALLY get you goodin off and XDDDD'ing, give it a watch if you like bloody, gory, and EXPLOSIVE shows :3. Mexican Gang Member: You should have picked me. Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Xavier: My God. Bully #3: Yeah, Clip, it's working. Blue chocolate Whoopsie Doodles, available for a limited time only! Xavier: That's a complicated question. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out I crapped out, but Im tough, I can suck it up. Also I'm really depressed yay. Xavier: I just needed a hand - to tame the beast. Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. She's being moving. Hello!" Xavier: Fate. I found out the hard way.". Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Whos this? You may now begin to play the game Xavier: God has put me through his reamer, but I've come out the other side with his calling ["calling" echoes] in my ear! WebXavier: Chief was deep. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. How long you stand there, freak? Whether youre interested in researching and testing your ideas, saving and recalling your favourite analysis or accessing tools and strategies from leading Industry Educators, Beyond Charts+ is modern, powerful and easy to use charting software for private investors. Well, thanks for coming in, Popo! Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Burbury Visitor Info: That music -- so soothing. Are you prepared for this moment? Mexican Gang Member #4: He's so rich, he had every cell in his body platinumed. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. I think it's because, when I was a kid Police Officer: Kid, your mother just died. Xavier: Hell, I flipped more lids than a soup kitchen of the MIND. Whos this? Xavier: Life. Cavewoman: My husband. Xavier: How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them? Well, you sound like some total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions. The Judge: You are not on trial for shooting the mayor. I wanted to be a vato. I'll make sexism my b*tch. TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! What a thought. Hallucination: Every luxury has a deep price. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. https://www.quotes.net/show/xavier%3A_renegade_angel%2C_season_1_1840, Read the entire Xavier: Renegade Angel show script, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1's quotes, https://www.quotes.net/show/xavier:_renegade_angel,_season_1_quotes_1840. Adult Swim fan, you may want to pass on this one What is the Spanish language plot outline for Xavier: Renegade Angel (2007)? Xavier: I can take it. Hello? His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. It is only visible to you. Wherever there is injustice, I was there. X2: Accept your defecation. He even managed to talk a non-suicidal window cleaner he thought was about to kill himself into jumping off the building. Gand Member: Bone white? Xavier: You were so sexy out there, Skeeter-Beast. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. You even have a girlfriend. Now she's being very eloquent, saying some very touching things. Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle]. I have no powers. Of course I do. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. The balance of happiness is constant. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Oh yeah, I dont polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. 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